First entry for Anggak Barunai’s post; Poklen. Pernah kah inda, in your goddamn life, terlintas sehari inda bejumpa POKLEN? To me it happens everyday. I meet these type of people, in school setiap hari! Who are these people actually? No wait, apa POKLEN ani sebenarnya?
The definition of a ‘Poklen’, as described by the urban dictionary website (FUCK! I COULDN'T BELIEVE THIS WORD IS ON THE INTERNET’S DICTIONARY!) is a WORD used from Brunei to define a ‘person who doesn’t know how to spell thing, doesn’t know how to speak proper English, someone who acts FAKE to get attention. Someone who is too arrogant to take off the ‘z’ and ‘x’ from any word.’
p/s: If you’re not a poklen, you’ll maybe spell everything in complete words.
Oh MaIxXxX GoDz!!! I LuFfZzZzz YoUhXxX! FaAnXxXxXxXxXxXxXx!!!!!!!
Oh my, FUCK OFF POKLEN!
There you go, a definition of a poklen, bagi yang inda tau apa poklen ani. I have another definition of it, taken from the same website, I`ll start off with an example, it goes a little like this;
Poklen Boy: Yaw. Jalan eyh. Ahakz! I loike toh! VOIE KO ANIE. EHEKZ EHEKZ!
Normal Boy: Shit, poklen kau ani eh! (ﾟдﾟ)
There you go. Poklen is a Bruneian word. Poklen is usually people from the water village of Brunei-Muara. They are usually teenagers. They act cool, and all shit. But they’re not. They’re fake to get attention. But what makes them “famous” in Brunei is the way they type or talk. And they also start to create group and shit. Macam Crows Zero lah konon. WTF?
More word often used by Poklens: Via Urban Dictionary
Palui - Falui
Behapa - Vehapa
Bye - Vye
Haha - Ahaks
Hehe - Eheks
Tu - Toh
Like - Loike
Miss - Mish
So - Cho
How to identify a Poklen?
Well, the way they type texts and talk are what like I mentioned above. Another way to identify them are through what they are wearing. Pernah kamu teliat orang memakai shades or sunglasses dalam shopping complex, jangantah jauh, The Mall saja, now that is a POKLEN! Behapa tah memakai shades dalam Mall? Ada MATAHARI kan dalam Mall atu? Lain lah kalau sakit mata, atu dipahami.
Pernah kamu meliat a group of teenagers bekumpul di Mall, selalunya arah kawasan KFC diluar atu? Now that is a POKLEN! I went to the Mall last time and saw these group of teenagers lepak2 disana. Ada yang besigup, ada yang dating. Ada yang merusak harta benda kerajaan. TUNJUK KUAT? Perasaan Genji. Ptui! Nah I spit your face, POKLEN!
Siapa ada Facebook? I believe kamu semua ada Facebook. Another way to identify them is through their Facebook name; Poklen selalu memakai nama yang MAUK bunyinya. Malas ku menyabut, ada yang terasa karang. HAHAHAH! Satu lagi pasal Poklen dalam Facebook ani. This usually happen to perempuan lah. Pernah kamu kana inbox oleh lelaki kan membawa couple? THAT IS A POKLEN! STAY AWAY FROM THEM! LOL! Yeah, poklen selalunya mencari pasangan hidup through Facebook. Why? Because they are desperate to get a girlfriend. Why? Don’t ask me, I’m not a poklen. Ohhhhhh IN YO FACE DIPSHIT!
How to be Poklen? LOL Okay this one is taken from this site:
In the UK they have chavs, in the USA they have white trash or trailer trash, in Singapore they have ah-bengs and we, Brunei, have our beloved poklens.Lets start by trying to define what a 'poklen' is. Well, a poklen is "a human, who overtime, has devolved to a new type of species".
They have their own dialect which is a mixture of broken English and ghetto (kampong) Malay. They usually congregate and loiter in areas such as bus stops, shopping centres, supermarkets, corner-shops and fast food restaurants.First thing to work on is attire, obviously you cannot be a poklen without the proper image. So go out and buy plenty of baggy clothes, WWE (i.e. wrestling related) t-shirts and also plenty of t-shirts which have stupid comments like "SATISFACTION GUARANTEED". You might also need a NY baseball cap, preferably a red one. Although this is optional, it does amplify the "I'm a kick-ass kid, karas eh aku ani" image.
Now on to hairstyles. The more spikey, weird, crooked and colorful your hair is, the more karas you are. So go to your local tambi barber and say "antam saja asalkan KARAS usulnya".Now lets move on to speech.
This is very important so listen very carefully. First of all, ensure all your sentences are short and straight to the point. So less rambling and more "ah" and "awu" grunts. Weird noises are also acceptable. Speak in a VERY LOUD TONE OF VOICE SO EVERYONE KNOWS YOU ARE AROUND and ensure topics are simple so that everyone in your poklen group can contribute. Suggested topics would be wrestling, chicks, football, hip hop, rock bands, and chicks. Ensure you sound KARAS when you talk because semua poklen mesti KARAS.
Last point, make sure you go out in big groups. There must always be one short guy in your group because he's usually the most KARAS. Your group must also have a leader. This leader must be wise, therefore he must be in his mid 20's, unemployed, living with his mom and owns a "tacky" or "cheap" modified car, usually decorated in a gaudy style with very loud speakers.
And there you have it, a rough idiot's guide to being a poklen. Not as easy as you thought it'd be huh? Don't worry, asalkan kau karas okeh tah kau tu.
Wanna see a picture of a Poklen? Click HERE!
Contoh terbaik Poklen:
Macam SIAL usulnya. FUCK OFF CUNT!
Yeah we all know poklen is this, poklen is that, but in the end they’re just people, mostly teenagers. They are still green, masih belajar untuk menyesuaikan diri di dunia yang penuh dengan cabaran ani. So why not give them a space? To live a life in their own way. Let them do what they want, for now. Because for sure, one day, they will realize this and I believe, manusia ani pandai berubah. YES people change, brother! They don’t stay the same forever.
If ada yang offended by this post, aku minta maaf lah pasal what I said, are in fact, banar2 terjadi di Brunei ani. LOL! So What do you think about poklens? Have you ever encountered them in your life? Do you have friends yg ‘poklen’? Leave some comments if you want. See yah in the next post!